Finally, a Madoff product you can trust. This bag is guaranteed to protect your assets longer than our investment thesis will. This tote is just like one you'd get at the old Madoff investor meeting conferences.

Only 500 made. Get one before the SEC seizes our supplies.

• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Bag 15" x 15" (38.1cm x 38.1cm)
• Capacity – 2.6 US gal (10l)
• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
• Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8" (30 cm), width 1" (2.5cm)