Russia GRU Hacker Tee "Clinton Email Servers Team" - Unisex T-Shirt from Deep State Inc.
Russia may be cold in early November, but the Deep State Inc.’s Hacker Tee is designed specifically for those long nights leading up to US Election Day in the basement of the GRU headquarters in downtown Moscow. The combination of 100% cotton knit and short sleeves helps prevent overheating and extreme body odor during long sweaty nights. Whether you’re phishing for email passwords, exploiting loopholes in the security infrastructure of the DNC'S databases or just trying to keep you and your next of kin from being sent to a Siberian work camp, this hacker tee offers you maximum comfort and performance.
Only 500 made (ironically in the USA) as part of this limited edition. Get one now before the Russians DDoS attack our site!
Note: only US Dollars accepted, no rubles
American Apparel. Deep State Inc. logo on left sleeve.
• 100% fine jersey cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Made in the USA
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Chest (inches) | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 | 50-52 |
Waist (inches) | 28-30 | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-48 |